You both had to be Aquarian’s and despite this fact I love you. 
Happy Birthday to Rachie Pooh and Nicky Bear! You’re both growing up so fast and it’s freaky. Why? Because it makes me feel old. I love you both so much and wish I could be there with you to make sure you celebrate your birthdays properly. Though I have full faith and Jules will take care of it. I love you tons and miss you heaps.
Look at how little and cute you used to be.
This post is oozing with a warm and fuzzy spirit of Christmas cheer. It may be because of the Kenny G Christmas instrumentals I’ve been listening to all morning or because my free gift of jubilee from the Lord is finally kicking in in full force or the fact that the pounding headache I’ve had for the last two days is finally over and this is my way of coping with the joy. But either way, be warned of copious amounts of fuzziness ahead.
Your Birthday Present
turned out to be
the best freaking night of my life
and the best part is, only you and I REALLY know why.
Key words: Downtown San Diego. Pimp Daddies. VIP lounge. Black Bouncer. Military. Respect. Long island iced tea (without the tea). HECK YEA.
Out the WAZOOO Birthday my friend.
P.S. If hot black deaf guy (Andre) reads this. You so totally rock dude!
Gimmie some Fin.
Noggin.
Dude.
(between you and me, this post makes us look so innocent and docile. If only we could explain what happened after the first 10 minutes. I guess some things are better left unknown)
P.P.S. A shout out to our man LUCA who was the best DD ever in the history of DD’ing. We so totally scored.
P.P.P.S In case you haven’t realized it by now. This is a BIRTHDAY post for JULES from CHUCK. Check it.
Wrote this last night but el internet was craaaawling, so here it is.
I would like to take this opportunity to say some words about my BFF whom’s burfday it is. I’ve known Chuck for ten magical years now (a celebratory post about this fact coming your way soon) and well….she completes me. Now, we’ve had a long (awesome) day and we have a long (probably not as awesome) day ahead of us tomorrow. So I’m just going to say happy, happy birthday BFF. You are the cheese to my macaroni. Now, gentle reader, your turn to say something nice.
And here is a foxy photo of Chuck in an inebriated state which, I think, only serves to make her more foxy.
Connie, may this be a marvelous year for you. May you run your 5k with the greatest of ease. May you learn to love to do lunges and and have the firmest butt ever. May your coffee always be fresh. May your computer never crash. May the allergens in our room dissipate. May I learn to keep my stuff on my side of closet. May Michael always have wine to sell you when you need it. May you find the perfect facewash. May your tennis shoes always be supportive. May the network never go down. May you never miss a deadline. May your border crossings always be quick. I wish all these things and more for you on this day of days. Happy Birthday!
And she’s my sister…wahoo!
I love you Sharon. You’re amazing, smart, beautiful and I wish I knew you better. I hope this next year brings you your hearts desires. Happy Birthday, you are in my prayers.
P.S. if you really dislike this picture…send me another one and I’ll take it down. 
P.P.S. I wanted to post this yesterday but our internet connection hates me.
Keith, I would like to wish you a happy 60th birthday! You are a swell guy and you are always so kind to share your latest jokes with me, so I would like to share some funny stuff with you. These are from my heart.