In 2008, Chuck and I, with the help of our friends, perfected the art of Walrus Day. It’s something I’m deeply grateful for and it goes like this.
Step 1: Wake up on freeday.
Step 2: Eat a large breakfast and drink a caguama.
Step 3: Take the empty caguama bottle you just drank and trade it at the corner store for a new one.
Step 5: Steal the boombox from the other Home.
Step 4: Go to the beach, drink your second caguama, and lie in the sun like a walrus while blaring metal.
Man, I miss summer. A couple weeks ago we went out on a boat and saw real walruses and noticed that they do a great deal of barking. If its warm enough to fit in a Walrus Day before I leave, we have so definitely got to include the barking.
Notice that we work with the 27% mas caguamas. I’d say on the overall, it helps to make Walrus Day about 27% more fun.


Walrus Day!
Gotta go do that soon!
When I grow up Im gonna be just like you!
I’d like to partake of walrus day sometime
we can be like the three musketeers- but like 3 walruses-teers.
I will bring mas tequila!!