It’s a stretch to call this an update June 25, 2008
The Latest , trackbackI thought I was unique and edgy for having a crush on Jon Stewart and I realize more and more every day how mainstream the dude is and how everyone has a crush on him. The crush hasn’t gone away though. I harbor a secret fantasy that when we start performing miracles like the Lord says we will, I will perform a grand miracle in the middle of a very public place and it’ll get caught on camera and Jon Stewart will want me to appear on The Daily Show to talk about it. And now, the Lord knows He can’t use me to perform miracles because I will abuse the power. Damn my pride.
I was talking to Jer last night about the dread Papyrus font and how much I despise it and and today I saw it used four times in advertising and two of those times at Costco. For shame, for shame. I should also mention that I feel geeky and design-esque when I talk about things like this (fonts and conversations with Jeremy)
Chuck and I were looking at photos one night and realized in tandem that whenever we see a hot guy, we both sniff. Just one lone sniff. We figured out that we do this out of grief due to the unlikelyhood* that they will return the sentiment. So if you pass by us and we sniff, you’ll know why. (*spellchecker tells me this word is spelled wrong but in my heart I know it’s right)
Our new house has a tennis court, which makes me very happy because now when I must defend my much-too-excessive use of salt with my usual argument “But eating salt helps you not faint when you’re playing tennis in the hot sun” (see Life with Grandpa #3) the argument is even more airtight since there is now the possibility, however remote, of actually playing tennis.
In all seriouslyness, there is Big News on the horizon for your friend and comrade Jules and I’ll be posting about it soon, thus redefining myself as a woman of actual substance on this blog.
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I hate Papyrus too.
What’s this news? I’m so excited!
Not Jon Stewart! Steven Colbert is the way to go!!
Colbert also rules - he’s definitely a close second but still not as cool as Jon.
Heck yea!
John Stewart for President!
ha ha ha, I know your news already, I’m so cool… don’t worry I won’t spill the beans
Your current negative/positive space ratio will suffice for the time being.
We need to have another Designologue. I’ll get one started soon and send you an invite.
Hi Jules. Long time lurker, first time poster. I have the same crush on Jon Stuart. I saw him in person and even though he is short and dresses horribly, I still heart him so much.