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This is one of those “I’m so quirky” posts!
I think I’ve developed a hernia and it’s making me question everything.
Who am I?
I miss Clara’s little laugh.
Marky said he would marry me if I bought him this funny $4,000 guitar. It may or may not be worth it, I haven’t decided yet.
I am sometimes overwhelmed with an inflated sense of my own awesomeness.
I don’t know who to interview next.
What is up with you people that tell Angel she can sing? You’re giving her false hope.
Sometimes I just want to walk into the middle of a crowded room and shout “It’s so hard always being the strong one.”
I’ve realized that far too often I mistake hormones for battles.
I live in fear of an appendicitis attack.
I promise my next post will be dense with substance.
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here’s a link to the guitar that could win my you my heart. http://www.gibson.com/en%2Dus/Divisions/Gibson%20USA/Guitars/LesPaul/Supreme/
What’s all this about missing? I thot you guys lived together?
I’m so out of the loop. What’s going on there at AM?
“I’ve realized that far too often I mistake hormones for battles.”
LMAO
priceless.
We’re separated for a couple of days, but even one day away from Clara and Dan is one day too many.
Dude, I can totally sing - you’re just jealous of my mad skillz….that’s right, skillz with a Z !!
Aha, I’m such a fan of Angel’s singing. Not that I count on her list or anything. Cause I smell funny and I’m short…apparently. Someday…someday my aura will exceed my stature and I WILL COUNT!
ahahah you actually got me last night!!!!!!!!!! tricksy tricksy!
Yeah, I must agree that mistaking hormones for battles is your greatest epiphany yet, even if it is a common womanly ailment (mistaking, not hormones)
I just thought I should say….
Even though I only know you from your inclusion in the “Chuck’s Harem” days, your blog is very entertaining. You and Chuck have got it going on. Thus saith me. Selah.
lah.
heh
I remember coming to that hormone epiphany with you in the kitchen at the office.
We were all…
MAN! And then…you know like….when you - I mean right?
Dude!
We should totally ignore those things.
yea.
I’m so glad we understand each other now.
I just read this. You are hilarious, and I miss you too. I think it’s a sign that we both got hernias at the same time… although can you really call a cramp a hernia?? At least we are in it together 
You can call anything you want a hernia if you are a Princess like Julia.
A real princess can feel three little peas under hundreds of mattresses.
That means that Princess Julia’s hernia most likely happens whenever some ignorant soul knocks on a door in China and her sensitive Princess skin feels the vibrations.
Now all she has to do is walk in dripping from the rain and cook everyone dinner, then she just might make it into a story book with good morals.
(Unless this already happened and I missed it, and that’s why everyone looks at me funny while mouthing silently when I pass.) <– oh no, watch there be another reason for this. Like an undiscovered mole. (I have a mole??)
Listen here Jules, this hernia is your friend. Asking questions that question their answers is asking never to be asked to ask anything again. Savvy?
Don’t buy Marky the guitar and marry him… in two years he’ll leave you for someone else and a $5000 guitar.
Next interview victim: I would hesitantly volunteer, but if that fails, kidnap a random preschooler.
Simple solution for that appendicitis fear… get it removed. Yes, it’s painful and unpleasant but you get this sweet scar that you can show off…
Miss you Jules, and Chuck too. You stay out of drafts now
I’d miss you too, Agent Q, if I only knew who you were.
Good stuff Jules. I miss your laugh. I told Nyna I would marry her if she bought me this ‘really cool’ double bass. but don’t listen to us musicians, we’re so full of it, plus we’re married to our instruments.
Mistaking hormones for battles is the best epiphany yet. God you’re good! and Jules please don’t be dense next time. I like you light and fluffy just like you are. I could eat you in one big bite, but wait…maybe we should all share you.
Glad to hear you are cured of your afflictions.
I’m going down yonder. Farewell till I see you soon Princess Julia.