I toyed with the idea of interviewing some intimidating, exotic person in lands across the sea but I lost my resolve around the middle of last month - maybe next month we’ll go there. Not that Chuck isn’t intimidating or exotic, mind you, she’s very much both of those in equal amounts. And yo, Chuck, do me a favor and get on the back-end of this blog and put your answers directly into the post - save me the trouble? And make sure you answer these questions when you’re relaxed and feeling very “yourself”. And don’t even think about changing anything I wrote. Hey, thanks bud!

So Chuck, what is it that you like so much about me? Really, I’m curious.

You think YOU’RE curious.

It might have something to do with the fact that you think I’m so cool (go figure)
Or hey, here’s a nice thought. I’ve been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to put what I like about you into words. That’s a good sign. That’s time for at LEAST a thousand reasons to screech through. Amen?

What is weighing heavily on your heart right now and what would make you forget it instantly? Be honest now.

Well Jules, besides my faulty inner wiring, the thing that weighs most heavily on my heart is the fact that no one gets my “this is the Victory that overcometh the world” jokes. I mean come on! Its funny! …..right? Jules?

Hey man.

I’d forget it if I was on a rollercoaster.

What is the most significant thing the Lord told you this week?

That I should F**k Him more. And harder. With more noise. He likes noise.

Now ask me how I feel about this.

This probably isn’t kosher on your blog huh?

Now ask me if I care. Ha! Take that!

What bible verse would you say best describes the state of your overall being right now?

How my being is:
Psalm 17:10
They are enclosed in their own fat.

How it SHOULD be:
Leviticus 4:19
And he shall take all his fat from him, and burn it upon the altar.

How it WILL be:
Psalm 92:14
They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;

And the outcome of all of this:
Matthew 19:22
But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful.

And the reason for all of this:
1 Samuel 1:18
So the woman went her way, and did eat, and her countenance was no more sad.

Hey that was cool.

Of all the many travesties Windows Vista has heaped upon you, which is the one that really, really stung? (I deliver this question with a small, deliberate snicker and hold close to my bosom my true and faithful Windows XP)

The only travesty I can see is your refusal to accept my superior electronic device.

If you could only take three GN’s with you on a year-long exile to a desert island, what would they be?

The one from XD on masturbation techniques as well two more from survival Sam. With my physical needs taken care of I could rely on prophecy for all my spiritual needs.

If a man wanted to seriously dazzle you with studly charm but he was only allowed to say one sentence to you, what should that sentence be?

I’m a pervy computer geek with a fetish for large and in-charge German women. *wink* (the wink is very important. It must be done with more finesse than the sentence)

Or just one that would answer to the following stimulating call from the holy book:

Judges 5:10
Speak, ye that ride on white asses

either way

If you could have an engineering genius invent a machine to make your work easier, what would the machine do?

Make the engineering genius marry me. That way, I could trade sexual favors for all the machines I could ever dream of my whole life long. (duh)

The perfect freeday is……? (And I know your first choice is “Why, a freeday spent with Jules of course!”, so give us your second choice for variety’s sake.)

One where STEPH TOLD ME WHERE HER TEQUILA BOTTLE IS. And then I turned into a super woman with flaming red hair who only stayed healthy and strong by eating cookies and peppermint. Then I would save the world while the man of my dreams fell for me because of my smashing personality.

Except first I need to go on a rollercoaster. This is important Jules. Take me to a rollercoaster.