Advice? August 30, 2007
The Latest , 6 comments by Luca, D. Johnson, and Nadia.So all of the sudden, all of the text on my computer is in italics; my Google homepage, any Word document I open, Outlook, everything!
It’s making me just a teensy bit nutsy. I’ve tried restarting and all, and now I’d like my text back to normal, please.
Feel free to offer me your wisdom.
A Riddle August 24, 2007
The Latest , 1 comment by Anita.Q: What’s spotted, tall and crazy?
A: Steph, with chicken pox.
Well, PTL I guess this means that I had a relatively disease free childhood or I’m not as old as I think I am and my childhood isn’t over yet. Yeeha!
If you’ve prayed for me I humbly thank you. Your prayers are the reason I’m not dead so once again, thank you.
I’d imagine it’s much better to get all these diseases out of the way when you’re very very small. That way you don’t remember how awful it was when you grow up. This I shall remember for a very long long time……shutter.
Do you know what I wish? August 22, 2007
The Latest , 6 comments by Steph, Miss B, Sonialee, Rosita, and Token Black Girl.I wish people would just encrypt the email instead of writing their message in a Word document, encrypting the Word document, and attaching that to the message so that I have to save the Word document, decrypt the Word document, and open the Word document.
That’s what I wish.
Roomie, this isn’t for you - I don’t even get emails from you and I know you’re working on it. Respect yo, respect.
This is for all you other sinners…..
Have a chortle August 15, 2007
Foolishness , 4 comments by Angel, Maria doehler, and Anita.One of these days I’m going to deliver a weighty post that says something profound about the human condition or some such. Until then:
I didn’t think The Notebook hysteria extended past my own Home of Hearts until Dan told me about this T-shirt! Totally bril!
For no particular reason, my mind drifted back to this yesterday - and whaddya know - it’s still there! One of the gemmiest gems (thanks for coining the term, Chuck) from the glory days of 2005 when Mike had time to think up these things. Long gone are those days, but thankfully the light of his brilliance is still there for us all to bask in.
Interview of the month August 10, 2007
Interview of the Month , 8 comments by Tammy, MClay, Sonialee, Maria doehler, Niki, Theprincesses, and Woozers.I toyed with the idea of interviewing some intimidating, exotic person in lands across the sea but I lost my resolve around the middle of last month - maybe next month we’ll go there. Not that Chuck isn’t intimidating or exotic, mind you, she’s very much both of those in equal amounts. And yo, Chuck, do me a favor and get on the back-end of this blog and put your answers directly into the post - save me the trouble? And make sure you answer these questions when you’re relaxed and feeling very “yourself”. And don’t even think about changing anything I wrote. Hey, thanks bud!
So Chuck, what is it that you like so much about me? Really, I’m curious.
You think YOU’RE curious.
It might have something to do with the fact that you think I’m so cool (go figure)
Or hey, here’s a nice thought. I’ve been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to put what I like about you into words. That’s a good sign. That’s time for at LEAST a thousand reasons to screech through. Amen?
What is weighing heavily on your heart right now and what would make you forget it instantly? Be honest now.
Well Jules, besides my faulty inner wiring, the thing that weighs most heavily on my heart is the fact that no one gets my “this is the Victory that overcometh the world” jokes. I mean come on! Its funny! …..right? Jules?
Hey man.
I’d forget it if I was on a rollercoaster.
What is the most significant thing the Lord told you this week?
That I should F**k Him more. And harder. With more noise. He likes noise.
Now ask me how I feel about this.
This probably isn’t kosher on your blog huh?
Now ask me if I care. Ha! Take that!
What bible verse would you say best describes the state of your overall being right now?
How my being is:
Psalm 17:10
They are enclosed in their own fat.
How it SHOULD be:
Leviticus 4:19
And he shall take all his fat from him, and burn it upon the altar.
How it WILL be:
Psalm 92:14
They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
And the outcome of all of this:
Matthew 19:22
But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful.
And the reason for all of this:
1 Samuel 1:18
So the woman went her way, and did eat, and her countenance was no more sad.
Hey that was cool.
Of all the many travesties Windows Vista has heaped upon you, which is the one that really, really stung? (I deliver this question with a small, deliberate snicker and hold close to my bosom my true and faithful Windows XP)
The only travesty I can see is your refusal to accept my superior electronic device.
If you could only take three GN’s with you on a year-long exile to a desert island, what would they be?
The one from XD on masturbation techniques as well two more from survival Sam. With my physical needs taken care of I could rely on prophecy for all my spiritual needs.
If a man wanted to seriously dazzle you with studly charm but he was only allowed to say one sentence to you, what should that sentence be?
I’m a pervy computer geek with a fetish for large and in-charge German women. *wink* (the wink is very important. It must be done with more finesse than the sentence)
Or just one that would answer to the following stimulating call from the holy book:
Judges 5:10
Speak, ye that ride on white asses
either way
If you could have an engineering genius invent a machine to make your work easier, what would the machine do?
Make the engineering genius marry me. That way, I could trade sexual favors for all the machines I could ever dream of my whole life long. (duh)
The perfect freeday is……? (And I know your first choice is “Why, a freeday spent with Jules of course!”, so give us your second choice for variety’s sake.)
One where STEPH TOLD ME WHERE HER TEQUILA BOTTLE IS. And then I turned into a super woman with flaming red hair who only stayed healthy and strong by eating cookies and peppermint. Then I would save the world while the man of my dreams fell for me because of my smashing personality.
Except first I need to go on a rollercoaster. This is important Jules. Take me to a rollercoaster.
Finders keepers….. August 7, 2007
The Latest, Stuff from Steph , 9 comments by Anita, Joy, Niki, Jules, Luca, Chuck, Angie, and Maria doehler.I forgot to tell people before leaving but I still had about six inches of tequila left in that bottle I got for my birthday and I’ve hidden it somewhere on the property. So if you find it and your name isn’t Nicky then consider it my gift to you.
heh this is fun 
Breaking news August 4, 2007
The Latest , 3 comments by Luca and Steph.Chuck, Steph, Paula…..and many others, your many prayers for me have been answered in a small yet very pivotal way. I purchased mascara. Yes, you heard right, I actually spent money on a beauty product. If that’s not a step of progress then I don’t know what is. Next thing you know I might actually wear the stuff, although I’ll have to be careful and take it real slow; I don’t want to throw off my equilibrium with too many drastic changes at once.