Yes, your blogging has decayed since you won in the contest with the Paones for one day. You should keep it up, even if it’s just poems about HCs.

Some sort of blogswap could be fun, but I had a better idea: You pick someone you wanna “swap” with and do so for a few days. Basically you tell the person what’s going on in your life and he/she has to relay it on their blog, in their style, and you have to do the same with them. Say it was me and you, I would have to blog about your life, as if I was you and you would blog about me. Fun no?

Now, on to the real fun stuff. I think I want you and Steph to come pick me up when (if) I arrive. You could possibly come pick me up at LAX, increasing the chances for adventure by 1 or 2000 %. Whaddya say? We can add hungry babies and poop diapers just to make it all the more fun! You game?

Mike hadn’t told me how fun getting to your home was, but I could think of a lot of things to do with 2 American women, 1 Italian man, 42 chairs, 8 tables and a truck from the 1970s (all perfectly kosher). Things like setting up a restaurant where the Italian cooks, the American ladies serve and sing and the truck acts as a latrine. Not only would you raise your support that way but a huge witnessing opportunity as well. I know, I know, you don’t have to tell me: I’m a genius!