10 minutes and counting down… October 31, 2006
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I sit here all alone
With the exception of Stephanie
Stephanie Paone
She doing chord progressions
I’m blogging on the net
Every Tuesday, it is certain
Home Council night is set
The hum of baby monitors
The smell of silicone
From everybody’s laptops
The Council of the Home
Sometimes it drags on a bit
Sometimes I fall asleep
Sometimes we take too long to vote
But everyone is sweet
We vote on dish checklists
We vote on parking spots
Sometime we even vote
On how to store provisioned socks
Its now 8:59
The hour, it has come
I’ll leave you now to go and vote
This poem is really dumb
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I thought it was pretty funny, Jules.
lol swing!!
Not as dumb as it seems
We all know the feeling too well
Part of creating winning teams
Does that somehow ring a bell?
Personally I hate H-Cs
But I wouldn’t make it so dramatic
I sit and daydream of birds and bees
That often works the magic
Sometimes I pretend to take notes
While chatting people overseas
And I always volunteer to count votes
Make foolish comments when no one agrees
Call me foolish, call me insane
But things like this get to my head
Do like me, you can always abstain
What I really want is get to bed
Now this is dumb, but that you already knew
I’ve never been one of the chosen few
Of words and thoughts I have a slew
But I will take my leave with no further ado
Pimpin’
pimpin’?
Amazing…still voting on parking spots and where to put provisioning with baby monitors….Hahahahhahahaaaaaa…..memories! Love it!
For us it’s the same,
Repetition is the game,
Nothing lost, nothing gained,
It seems.
We vote till we totally drop,
About inside/outside flip flops,
Dining room/Kitchen mops,
Constant changes.
And then there’s …
Internet hours,
Potted flowers,
Noise levels, CLE funds,
Overload on soap suds,
Trivial changes?
So don’t worry,
You’re not alone,
Same thing happens,
To every home,
So good luck!
Dude, it isn’t about votes
Who loses or who gloats
It’s about the actual concept
That we all don’t want to accept
Why should we have to, I say
Get together after a long day
Discuss issues we already disliked
Before it begins, get all psyched
I know, it may be necessary
Make the home not as scary
Fulfill the details of the criteria
Whether you live in Japan or Siria
But there must be a better way
To make decisions, even the ones that weigh
Why can’t we have some sort of forum
We can do online without words or volume?
I know, speaking sacrilege
But I am willing to pay homage
To any better ideas or plans
We could just fight it out like Afghans
Just kidding, we are all Christians
We have to make compromises and bargains
What was I saying again?
Oh,no more home councils! Amen!
Wow, this section is really hoppin’
Methinks I’ve struck a chord somewhere.
Nah, just rhyming for the heck of it! Even if HCs have always been a painful topic…
apparently you don’t live with me,
HC at my home is pure joy …(not),
there are points of all topics and lengths,
i live with musicians, you see…(hot).
furthermore i must add,
not only can they sing and wail,
what makes it really fun is,
every musician is male!
and knowing my (singing) Home as i do,
i’m pretty sure sometime soon,
they’ll make it a HC karaoke,
to take away Home Council gloom.
Hey, what a great idea
All of our homes should be a
Karaoke-induced organization
That would definitely be a sensation
But what about some of us
That don’t like the fuss
But can’t hold a note
Not even just to vote?
Would that be a fair trial?
Or would it make some live in denial?
Not having musical talent could
Make their opinion not quite as good
We need to find another solution
A better way to draw a conclusion
How about a poetry competition
Speak in rhymes to make a decision
But that takes us back to square one
For some it just wouldn’t be fun
Some people are better at some things
That can’t prejudice our meetings
Excuse my being critical
But HCs have never been at all
My favorite evening of the week
But for that I don’t want to critique
All the people that really strive
To make all the different opinions jive
For this problem still seeking a solution
Again I say, abolish the institution
Here we go again.
Tuesday; 8:58 p.m.
Pray for me, my brothers, as I will pray for you!