0100001101101000011101010110001101101011 October 11, 2006
The Latest , trackbackA very happy Birthday to my good friend Chuck, who is coolest thing God created since popcorn and chewing gum. There really are no words to describe the coolness of Chuck, thus this post will fall woefully short, but here’s an attempt. Much like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, these are a few of my favorite things about her. Share some of your own favorite Chuck things and birthday wishes for her will you?
The fact that she must chew exactly three pieces of gum at a time, thus its very hard for her to give you a piece of her gum, as it will throw off her multiples of three, but she’ll do it anyway because she loves you.
The fact that she is so definite about what she likes, thus you can know that a surefire way to make her happy is to get her something red or something that smells like peppermint.
Our wonderful chemistry. She can be flailing about the room like a madman, screaming nonsense and running into walls while I sit quietly reading a book and we have a perfect understanding of each other. Its hard to explain but real fun to watch.
The fact that she has not abandoned me since gaining so many cooler friends than I.
Her tender heart.
Her dedication to the Lord and the fact that she can always convict me with it.
Happy Birthday Chuck, Chucky, Chuck the Gangster, The Gazzipo, Milton and Victory! This next year will be wonderful because Jesus is your Lover and everyone is your friend!

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Things I love about Chuck? You gotta be kidding…there is no way to name them all.
Okay Chuck, this is going to be a super lame attempt, but I’m going to try because I love you!
I do love the fact that she is very definite about what she likes and does not like. It makes it very easy to please her, and buy her gifts.
I love her amazing styles, and how they change constantly yet they are always very unique. You can always point Chuck out of a crowd.
I love the fact that she is such a smart gal…and not many girls get that quality in my book.
I love how much she loves the spirit world as I do…and how we can sit for hours talking about all the sexy angels we want to be with once we get to heaven.
But I also love how we can have such deep conversations and I can be so open and honest with her and never worry about what she thinks of me.
I also love her because I think she is a sexy sexy woman, yet doesn’t flaunt it or make you feel uncomfortable because of it…she doesn’t let it get to her head. In fact, she outright deny’s it.
I love you Chuck!!!!
Tory is the funnest, sweetest, happiest, lovingest, cutest, challengingest, prettiest, ravingest, cuddilyest, dependabiliest, extraordinaryist, fun loving, tender hearted, silly, fab, and totally awesomist daughter I could ever hope to have. I am proud to be her mother! She’s the best! I thank Jesus for her every day!
I like Chuck because…. she gets me.
Happy Birthday Ducky, I’m so glad to be working with you, I couldn’t ask for a better co worker. LU!
I have only met you a few times, but from what I know about you, you are a good reliable friend and one who will tell your friends the truth. I admire that in people. I am not really good at expressing how I feel about things, or even people or friends. But I will say this, you are someone that I consider a true friend. In the times we have met, you have left an impression on my daughters (Olivia, Kiona, Valorie especially) they want to be like you. We have some pictures from the Rennisance (however it is spelt) with you in it and Valorie has told me how she wants to move to Cali so she can be with you. That says a lot. You have been a big help on computer issues. You are really sweet and dependable. Luv YA! happy birthday.
hey tores, my fellow libra in crime, todays your birthday & in 2 hours it will be mine! although we are a couple years apart,i feel as young as you do in heart when Im around you! your the greatest, so great that I sent two of my best guys over to your house tonight! Ha! I hope they treat you right! Lots of love & you still owe me gas money, but hey take twenty of it & buy something nice for yourself, you deserve it! lots of love! Bill Breeze
Tory, I love you! I love talking with you and listening to you talk. It’s always so heartfelt, interesting and thought provoking.
I love your style and how you’ve develped your unique sense of self!
I pray that your new year will be anything but boring, cause I know you couldn’t handle that!
XXX
Happy Birthday Toriborealis! I miss ya! Let’s go to the Rainbow! Wahoo! Love you much much!
Hey there, Tory. Long time no see. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Wish we Libras could get together for a good old fashioned “Libra birthday party”. Have one for me, K?
Happy Birthday Precious.
Letter.
What to say about Tory? I am ever so bad at this kind of stuff. But because I love Tory ever so much, I will do my very bestest.
I love working with Tory. I don’t think anyone else would be able to handle me with as much patience and tact after working together for 14-15 hours, and still love me as well….I just don’t know how she does it.
I love the way she automatically connects with anyone, no matter what age, gender, or whatever. She can start the funniest conversations with anyone from the poor Wal-Mart employees, to the old biker at the tatoo parlor, to the yuppies stuck next to us in traffic, and it’s bound to be entertaining. Those poor strangers just don’t know what hit them when Tory walks in. Heh.
I love the way she always talks about the Word and the lessons she is learning, etc., yet in a way that doesn’t come accross as self-righteous. We can have long conversations on how the latest Word was “just perfect” for everything that we were going through.
I love the way that we can sing together on the top of our lungs, both completely off key, to some blaring music while driving together. I don’t think that anyone else has heard my singing quite as much and quite as loud as she has (poor thing), and still she doesn’t ever tell me to shut up. She’s a miracle.
I love the way she drives! The only problem is it makes driving with anyone else somewhat boring. Let’s just hope that I will live with Tory for the rest of my days and never have to have another hubby to drive me around.
I love her style. So her! No one else could pull off some of the things that she wears, yet she does it with so much confidence. And it looks good on top of it.
The Rainbow Gathering will forever be some of my best memories ever. I couldn’t think of a better person to experience it with. I hope that we can do it again next year.
What else can I say? Even someone like me, who can’t write to save her life, can come up with all this and more if time permitted. Let me tell you what, if you don’t know Tory already, or have never met her, you are missing out, BIG TIME. So I suggest you tally on over to Cali for a day or a week or a month or whatever pleases you, just to bask in her presence.
Tory, I love you ever so much. Happy, happy birthday! May this year be the best ever. Mwah.
Happy Birthday Tory!
Since all the others already said what I probably had said…
…Just enjoy life, be happy and have a wonderful celebration!
Love from someone on Earth (auntie) Amanecer
Happy birthday Chuck! You truly are a wonderful, amazing person. So on this very special day I wish you the best and something red and pepperminty!
JOY! xoxox
i’m sorry again for being late on the well wishing. but now we’re even.
love you heaps.
Tory, just remember, everyone else Hates you compared to how much I love you!!!
…hmmm, I love Tory even though she steps on my blue suede shoes. And as The King (No, not Kenji -The real king…Elvis!) will tell you, thats no small thing. But I love her anyway, because why? For-friggen-goodness-sake, I don’t know! I’m a guy! Dave Barry will tell you. You just kinda wake up on day and realize you’ve been married for 15 years and have 45 darling disasters. Not that Chuck and I are married, but I just woke up one day and realized…hey..I want some beer -that must mean I love Chuck! So yeah, maybe it’s because she’s a great gal, or that she’s funny as all getup, or perhaps because she’s suave and stylish, or cuz she’s, like, so close to Jesus his arms are envious of her, or maybe cuz she’s not squeamish about giving me a hug at the gym and swapping sweat, or maybe I’m just horny…no wait yeh I’m always horny. Anyway, I love you Chucktory -hope you have the grandest of years yet!
Here’s a short list of what I like about Tory.
Her laugh is contagious.
She’s a super cool roomie. She understand the need for quietness.
Her moods are spontanious and cool.
She has the coolest style.
She tries to understand sports, and now she wants to play lacrosse with me
. I’m so happy.
She shares a love for gadgets and nifty electronics.
We have cool and meaningful conversations.
She’s a great witnessing partner.
Tory stop being stupid..I mean come on were you like ..born yesterday or something!!!!
Heh heh…yes ppl ..I know …only my Tortilla will get that. You wait she’ll reply and then you’ll all see how witty I am.
Love you Tortilla ..Happy Birthday!!
admin here…I got It!!! I love you Doe!
I tried commenting yesterday but it wasn’t working for some reason. Then I got back on and everyone stole what I was going to say…
Oh well. Suffice it to say that I LOVE YOU TORY! (but you already knew that…)
You fit perfectly in my world. Don’t ever change!
Happy belated birthday Tori!! You are a very sweet & cool person to be around!!
I gotta admit as well, Tory is a grand girl to be around. She’s awesome. I ‘ve only met her a few times, but it was awesome hanging out with her.
And the next time I see her, I’m going to give her as many mints as I can, just to see her face light up like it did the last time I dropped a bunch of mints in her lap.
You remember that Tory?
Anyhow Love you girl! and I hope you have the awesomest year yet!
Who is Admin?
It’s either Hickmeister, Tenji-Tun, Uncle Mike or Uncle Steve…..all those who swap sweat at the gym with Chuck….
A toast to the completion of the first 20 years of the life of my most beloved Czarina!!!
Hail! Long live the Czarina!
HAHA - you guys are all SO hardcore!
You made the horrible transition to icky, icky 20 - tolerable - and that is saying a buttload.
Its probably your colective Hardcore-ness that kept the enemy from being able to kill me on my birthday. Even though he tried so very hard.
I have something to say back to each one of you.
But you’ll have to believe me when I say that the long distance run I did today has sapped my bodily vigor, and my head hurts.
But I’m THINKING about it and probably will all night long. All the wonderful, magnificent, honorable things that you all deserve to hear said about yourself, just for the fact that you took time to say something nice to me.
So I’m going to dream about it. And if I get to see you in person, I’ll tell you about it.
I love YOU.
Yep - YOU
amen?
Icky, Icky 20?
That’s the same age as me.
We are not icky.
We are beautiful.
YOU are beautiful.
YOU make icky icky 20 into something beautiful.
Savvy?
HAPPY SUPER BELATED (because I didn’t know about this blog) BIRTHDAY MY WONDERFUL CHUCK WHICH HATH STRUCK AND WILL ALWAYS STRIKE (us all with sheer adoration)…
I love YOU.
amen.